Konbanwa, minnasan, I hope everyone out there in Cyberland is doing well. Thank you so much to everyone for leaving such lovely comments on "Downpour." I hope to reply to all of them either later this evening or tomorrow morning. I do enjoy writing the YunChun.

For now though, here's a bit of crack I wrote after watching the "Making of" for "Fino" commercials featuring Golf-Mike and Super Junior. It's utterly silly, but it's for a good laugh. Enjoy!

"The Fino Incident (Or How Golf-Mike Jumped the HanHae)"
By: Miracle Shining

PAIRING: Golf-Mike X HanHae
GENRE: Crack!Humor, Silliness, Fluff, inferred incest/sexual situations
RATING: PG-13
LEGAL JUNK: Don't own, otherwise there would be FAR more HanHae action.
SUMMARY: During the shooting of the Fino commercials, the HanHae get more than they bargained for!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written basically on a whim after watching the "Making of" portion of the commercials and how Golf and Mike interacted with the SuJu boyz. Pee chai is Thai for "Older brother" and is generally how Mike refers to Golf in conversations. Nong chai is Thai for "Younger brother."



*****

The studio was buzzing with activity as lighting directors, camera people and makeup artists scurried back and forth between the visitoring guests. The Super Junior boys listened carefully as their Korean translator spoke between them and the Thai directors and clothing staff. There was a level of confusion that was to be expected.

The two young men sat watching the group of foreigners. Mike kicked his feet back and forth, his head tilted to the side slightly. Golf was busy perusing a small manga that Yamapi had sent to them recently as a gift. Mike sighed softly and rested his head on Golf's shoulder.

"Tired?" Golf asked softly.

"This is boring, pee chai." Mike stated flatly.

"You'll have to be patient nong chai." Golf replied simply.

"I wish we spoke Korean as well as we speak English or Japanese."

"We're working on it." Golf again said.

Mike smiled as one of the smaller young men of Super Junior looked over at the two brothers. He had longer hair and was wearing a colored scarf around his neck.

"His name is Donghae, isn't it?"

"I think so." Golf replied as he looked up from the manga. "He's the one who apparently believes in aliens."

"Cute." Mike chuckled softly. "And the tall, lanky one with him? He's Hangeng, right?"

"Mmm-hmm. From China. His name is 'Hankyung' in Korean, I think."

Mike suddenly curled closer to Golf, leaning in to whisper into his older brother's ear.

"Pee chai, I'm hungry."

Golf raised an eyebrow at that comment as he felt Mike's fingers trickle down his back. He turned his head slightly and nuzzled at the corner of Mike's temple.

"And what is nong chai hungry for?"

Mike clicked his tongue once and wet his bottom lip. His eyes turned to the bevy of gorgeous young man just standing there aimlessly.

"It's like a Korean buffet with a splash of Chinese."

"Remember, Mike, we only sample first. Never take more than we can swallow."

*****

Donghae blinked for a moment. He had turned to see Mike smiling at him and he had waved slightly. Now it seemed the two brothers were interlocked in some kind of deep conversation. Their gazes kept darting from each other and back to his friends and him.

"Something wrong, Hae?" came a soft accented voice.

Donghae looked up to see Hankyung standing next to him. The younger man reached out and gently tugged on Hankyung's sleeve cuff. It was a little habit he had developed recently when he wanted his Chinese friend to stay near him.

"Not really. I just wish I knew what they were saying."

"Thai is a very hard language. Do you think they're talking about us?"

"I don't know, but they keep looking up at me every so often."

"Maybe they're curious." Hankyung suggested.

"Maybe."

"However," the Chinese man added. "they do look like they're hungry."

*****

"Have you decided what you'd like on the menu, nong chai?" Golf questioned.

"Mmm, I don't know. It's been so long since we've had such a variety to choose from. They all look absolutely decadent."

Golf smirked at his brother's comment. He leaned a little to the left and flicked his tongue in the younger's ear. Mike shuddered slightly as Golf's breath painted his earlobe.

"It's been a long time since I've had you as an appetizer. Why don't you pick a main course?"

Mike's lips curled into a wicked grin as he viewed the longer haired Korean man out of the corner of his eye.

"I want that one." Mike gestured slightly with his finger.

"Good choice." Golf rumbled against his ear. "And since we've got Korean on the menu, let's have Chinese for dessert?"

"Oooh." Mike agreed happily.

*****

"Now I KNOW they're talking about us." Donghae stated to Hankyung. "The one named Mike just pointed at me."

"I told you, Hae, they're probably just curious." Hankyung assured him.

The translator instructed the Super Junior boys they would be taking a short break. The other members seperated into smaller groups, finding places to sit down and rest. Donghae's eyes went slightly wide as the two Thai brothers stood simultaneously from their seats and approached Donghae and Hankyung.

"They're coming over here."

"So, we'll try and be nice."

Golf and Mike stopped in front of Donghae and Hankyung. They held up their hands in a praying motion at their forehead and did a couple short bows. The two other young men replicated the manuever. When the greeting was finished, the two were surprised to hear Korean come out of the brother's mouths, though a little stunted.

"Rest time?" Golf asked in his thick accented voice.

"Yes." Hankyung replied, hoping to keep everything simple. He knew all too well how it was to be misunderstood with a new language.

"Come?" Mike questioned.

"Come?" Donghae returned, his face confused.

"We show you something." Golf said with a pleasant smile.

"Show us?"

The two brothers nodded and gestured for Hankyung and Donghae to follow them. They paused and talked to the translator. The man nodded and smiled. With that, the two young men followed the exotic duo out of the sound stage and down a short hallway. They stopped at a door and then opened it, peeking inside.

"Here." Golf stated simply and pushed open the door.

Donghae raised an eyebrow but poked his head in curiously. The room was nothing special, just a dressing quarters with a large couch and a partially empty vanity. Hankyung followed behind Donghae, looking over the room. Mike smirked at his older brother as they entered, closing the door behind them. The faint click of the lock startled Hankyung and Donghae. They turned to see Golf and Mike resting against the door.

Donghae's eyes drifted down to see the two had their fingers laced together. A lump formed in his throat as he held up his hands.

"Oh, oh, wait now. You must have misunderstood. You see, that's not why we came in here..."

Mike simply just moved away from Golf and proceeded to press his hand to Donghae's chest. With a gentle push, the slightly smaller young man went back and landed on the couch. The raven haired young man straddled Donghae's waist and began to work on pulling off his scarf.

"Wait, wait now!" Donghae tried to argue as fingers were making short work of his clothing. "Hannieah!"

The Chinese man was too stunned to move. Donghae was quickly being stripped of his garments, the whole time half struggling, half trying to explain.

"Sssh." Mike said in clear Korean. "You're the main course. So let us enjoy, okay?"

"Hey now, I... I... Ohhhhhhh...." Donghae groaned.

Hankyung turned to see Golf gazing at him. The man licked his lips slowly and approached the taller Chinese man.

"Now wait a moment, this isn't..."

He tried to move past the other to reach the door. Golf easily caught the back of his shirt and spun him around. He gave the most devilish smile as he pushed Hankyung back onto the couch beside a now writhing Donghae. He eased himself down, pinning the older man against the furniture.

"And after the main course," Golf added in elegant Mandarin, "we thought we'd have Chinese for dessert."

*****

The director stared at his watch. It had been over two hours since Golf and Mike had disappeared with two of the Super Junior boys.

"Perhaps we should look for them?" Eeteuk suggested to the rest of the group.

"I saw them head out that door from the soundstage, hyung." Siwon said quietly. "Maybe Ryeowook and I can track them down?"

Eeteuk smiled and nodded. He knew Siwon really didn't need the smaller young man to come with him, but they were happiest when they were together.

Siwon wrapped his arm around Ryeowook's shoulder, the duo slipping out of the sound stage. They walked down the short corridor and stopped at a door. Sound was dying down and then everything became silent. Siwon raised an eyebrow and then knocked very carefully on the door.

"Hello?" he asked in his very formal Thai.

The door opened up and Golf and Mike stuck their heads out. They were smiling pleasantly and slipped out of the room. The two seemed very much normal, nothing out of order.

"Sorry, late, busy." Golf said in now shaky Korean.

"Okay." Siwon replied. "Hankyung and Donghae?"

The two brothers pointed to the room and then locked their arms around each other's waists, drifting past Siwon and Ryeowook. The younger Super Junior member blushed at the slightly intimate touching.

"They're very close?" he squeaked.

Siwon laughed softly and pushed the door open farther. He stopped cold in his tracks. Hankyung was sitting on the couch, his head tilted backwards, humming a strange tune. His clothing was all but a muddled mess on his body, shirt barely held on, pants not even closed, a sock missing. Donghae's head was resting across his legs, the only thing covering him was his t-shirt laid across his waist.

"Um, guys?" Siwon managed to get out.

Hankyung's head came forward. The goofiest smile was plastered on his face. Donghae turned his head and lit up, somehow looking like he was completely spaced out at the same time.

"Siwonnie, Wookie!" Donghae singsonged at them.

"What the hell happened?" Ryeowook piped up.

Hankyung just started laughing, his fingers coming to lace through Donghae's hair. The younger man just smirked and rolled a little to the side, speaking as seriously as he could.

"You both should try the Thai."

END!